When I'm in a line of traffic a quarter mile long that's moving at half the speed limit because the car in front can't or won't pass the fucking moped that's leading the pack and I'm late for work, I'm sorry, two wheels isn't two wheels. If it doesn't require registration to operate, it doesn't belong on a public road. Period. It doesn't get my wave, my respect, or anything but my extreme irritation at it's very existence. I don't care if they face the same dangers as us or not. So do squirrels, and I don't respect them in the road either. They're a nuisance. Fuck 'em.