LMAO!
I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time! Thanks so much! XD
I'm from the Initial D forums. Here's the best of this topic:
uh ya your dumbass friend drilled right through your ECU.. send me an email at
quicktoy@bellsouth.net I
have a brand new I'll let ya have cheap
Drilled through the ECU? What next? Drill through the fuel tank to install some custom turn signals?
Wouldn't put it past him.
This is hilarious... you and your mate are complete and utter half-wits. Please return the bike and keys
to your dealer with a note reading "Returning as I am too stupid to own a motorcycle"
mmm i think my mate drilled through my ecu jeezus pissing h christ you have been better off with a
push bike just be careful you dont drill through your bloody skull otherwise that might stop that from working aswell
THIS is why we have the internet. Well, this and high speed porn.
What did your mate use to drill the holes...a 12 gauge shotgun?
Got to be careful though. I'd suggest getting the right tool for the job. Drilling is a very highly sought after skill.
I was thinking an oil rig would be appropriate.
When your friend started randomly drilling holes in the tail piece of your bike, was he by any chance looking for WMDs?
Is your friend by any chance Mr G Bush, of the White house .. in England we thought that Americans only
employed morons to govern them, not to fix their bike
my bike doesn't look like swiss cheese.
ZX Driller : The ECU Killer
I think you did this mess yourself, and your to embarrassed to admit. So blame your imaginary freind. lol
Can you post a picture of your mate? I'd like to see if he looks as stupid as he is.
Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.
Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.
Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.
Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.
When you get a chance, could you post pics of those custom parts that your friend makes? Very curious to
see how many "extra" holes those have...
maybe you can get another friend who does a little plastic welding to repair it?
Looks the fecker used thy bike as a target practice for his tool/gun, all right.
Maybe you can bash in your buddy's head with that ECU since its not good for anything else at this point.
The mental image of your buddy drilling hole after hole after hole is priceless
Do not feel bad as this thing happens to the members of our forum all the time.
Come join
www.netrider.com.au , the place is full of stupid morons that think they know what is going on but
really have no idea so you will fit right in and feel at home. They will probably make you a Moderator.
for the rest of us though please ask your mate to fit some crash knobs for you.
Those holes look like Homer Simpsons speed holes
Oh, dear! Power tools and "Tools" don't mix!
Damn, your a bumbass, I can't believe your trying to make it look like your friend did this. Shit, I know nothing
about bikes and I think it's epic. I heard about this on my sewing forum.
http://sewingforum.com/forum/index.php
Ill give you 20 bucks for the ECU everybody's talkin about, plus postage.
please tell me- when your mum was pregnant with you, did she get arrested for carrying dope?
what next= fitting rear sets to the back wheel.
u have 2 brain cells - one is dead and the other is in a coma, you only need one more and ur be a plant
Ever thought of taking up Laptop repairs ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffo-o262prA
Maybe you could get in touch with this guy........you could share notes
it just hit me, fucking up runs in ur family, seems ur dad fucked up when he drilled ur mother and having a twat like you.
hey why dont u drill some cooling holes in ur tyres to match the big fucker in between ur ears.
i would suggest if u ever get a girlfriend "one u dont have to inflate" she goes on top because ur only ever going to fuck up
and before he asks "No a pentium 4 wont start ur bike"
i would not trust him with a toy my first drill
I'm thinkin' your bud would have done less damage if he would have drilled you from behind instead.
What did you do, shag your "mate"s missus & he found out or summat? Seriously how can anyone be so dumb & still be walking round....
Dear Lumian, please stop raping me.
Regards, The Internet.
havent laffed so much since i gave my grandad 4 viagras
damn dude if everyone that read this thread donted a dollar you could buy the company that makes that ECU
At any rate I'm glad you fixed your bike, we've all fucked up to a similar degree before.
If any one else is still check out this topic and wants another laugh at shitty workmanship, check this out:
http://my350z.com/forum/lounge-off-t...0z-ruined.html
Why's that then?........
