Making up excuses to ride.

[camperjohn64]

Do you ever find yourself making up excuses to ride your bike? You know "I need to go get a tie clip from Sears", just so you can get on your bike and ride out to Sears and then come home?

I got a neat tie clip this afternoon...

[blackcrow321]

ya i got a movie pass at blockbuster...everyday i get to ride up there and get a new movie.

[joostertag]

i do the same but most of the time my 5 min. trips turn into an hour and a half hour trip

[madmax2295]

its hot, my balls are saggy

i need to go on my ninjjjjaaaahhhh to cool em off

[Az-ZX-14]

My wife is always forgetting items from the store. I've never been so helpful in my life......

[RedneckHillbilly]

your balls are saggy ? lmao.....

it helps to have a destination instead of aimlessly riding around

your right, little errands never been so much fun

[r1 daveone]

You guys are too dam funny!! But whats wrong with just telling ur significant other that ur just going for a ride and yes I'll be carefull sweety. In case any body needs an extra set of the round hairy ones they have em on sale at ur local walmart LOL

[blackcrow321]

hah because after awhile she will probably think your cheating on her.

[Az-ZX-14]

Has anyone else been accused of loving their bike more than their wife?

[camperjohn64]

My bike never complains if I ride another bike. My bike never talks back to me, it doesn't want to cuddle after I ride it, it doesn't care if I look at another bike or if I don't ride it for 3 days. My bike is always happy to see me even if I smell like beer.

etc etc etc

[BlueBomber14]

I think the bike is getting a little jealous that I 'm sleeping with my girlfriend though

As far as riding goes just blowing off the cares of the day is reason enough to get me out the door and when I find I don't have anywhere to go that must mean I've already done everything I needed to do I should be riding, and I should find the long way to my friend's place with the keg in the garage.

[RedneckHillbilly]

Garage ? Keg ? Sweeeeeeeeet......

[r1 daveone]

Cheating? Aren't we all! the bike is the other woman LOL

[madmax2295]

my girl friend gets mad at me when i talk to my ninja

she says i spend too much time washing and waxing my ninja( 1 hour, twice a week). I said i can do the same to her also

[camperjohn64]

Originally Posted by madmax2295

my girl friend gets mad at me when i talk to my ninja

she says i spend too much time washing and waxing my ninja( 1 hour, twice a week). I said i can do the same to her also

I bought my girlfriend a pair of clear high heel shoes. Whenever she complains about anything, I look at her feet and ask why she isn't wearing the clear high heel shoes? "I don't see you wearing those clear high heels. I don't know if I can do that if you're not wearing the clear high heels".

If she puts them on, I immediately do/fix whatever she was complaining about without question, not even one word.

She is now fully trained to walk around my house in clear high heels all the time...cooking, doing lanudry, or just hanging out, she is always wearing clear high heel stripper shoes, just in case she asks or wants something.



But now that she is trained to wear the stripper shoes, when she asks me to do something I say "Are you wearing clothes? Hmm, don't know if I can do that if you're wearing clothes..."

She gets the message, and she drops her clothes.

[madmax2295]

u got her trained bro

[BlueBomber14]

How long you estimate before she is givin you a hummer on command? or even better without request?????

[Evilsports]

I just tell her I need to go to Home Depot for supplies. Which reminds me..... Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th.
Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

[r1 daveone]

that's the funiest sh!t Ive seen all day thanks for a good laugh!

[BlueBomber14]

Sorry, I've been away awhile I've been hangin out at Homedepot a lot lately finally went broke buyin wallets did I miss much.