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12-04-2007, 12:24 PM
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Member
Joined: Feb 2007
From: belguim
I Ride: zx10r
Posts: 60
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quote pic héhé
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12-04-2007, 12:30 PM
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#2 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2007
From: Port Lavaca, TX
I Ride: 07 Ebony SE
Posts: 384
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T-Minus 5...4..3..2..1.. Houston, we have lift off.
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Officer:*Knocks on window*
Me:*Rolls down window*Yes officer may I help you?
Officer:I've been waiting all day for you.
Me:Well I got here as fast as I could.
Officer:*Laughs IntenselyI'ma let you off with a warning. It better not happen again, good day.
Me: Good day to you officer.
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12-04-2007, 12:32 PM
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#3 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2007
From: Port Lavaca, TX
I Ride: 07 Ebony SE
Posts: 384
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*Horrible Pile Up* Brakes hard* ".....fuck this shit. Screw you guys, I'm going home. *Slowly rolls to the tires and just floats away*
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Officer:*Knocks on window*
Me:*Rolls down window*Yes officer may I help you?
Officer:I've been waiting all day for you.
Me:Well I got here as fast as I could.
Officer:*Laughs IntenselyI'ma let you off with a warning. It better not happen again, good day.
Me: Good day to you officer.
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12-04-2007, 02:01 PM
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#4 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Oct 2007
From: mexico ny
I Ride: 05 636, 03 R1, 07 crf50
Posts: 150
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**in the voice of the adult child on "Saturday Night Live"**
Watch what I can do!!!!
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12-04-2007, 02:07 PM
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#5 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2007
From: whittier CA
I Ride: backwards
Posts: 173
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It's working Peter, it's working
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12-04-2007, 02:33 PM
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#6 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Mar 2007
From: Morris Plains, NJ
I Ride: 06 kawi 10r in too fast orange, 06 CBR 1000RR Repsol and drive a 4 banger all wheel drive turbo charged go cart lancer contraption aka EVO
Posts: 1,611
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wow, ouch
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12-04-2007, 07:27 PM
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#7 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2007
From: Mid atlantic area
I Ride: '06 ZX 10R
Posts: 131
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I can see my house from here!
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12-04-2007, 08:12 PM
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#8 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2007
From: down under
I Ride: ZX10R SE
Posts: 655
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wait till he finds out there is no pool on the other side of the fence.
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God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time
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12-05-2007, 12:31 PM
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#9 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2007
From: Port Lavaca, TX
I Ride: 07 Ebony SE
Posts: 384
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darin
I can see my house from here!
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That was the first thing that came to mind. But I figured 1) hes not high enough. and 2) someone was bound to say that sooner or later.
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Officer:*Knocks on window*
Me:*Rolls down window*Yes officer may I help you?
Officer:I've been waiting all day for you.
Me:Well I got here as fast as I could.
Officer:*Laughs IntenselyI'ma let you off with a warning. It better not happen again, good day.
Me: Good day to you officer.
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12-05-2007, 03:59 PM
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#10 (permalink)
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Member
Joined: Nov 2007
From: SC
I Ride: 2006 ZX-10R
Posts: 37
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Red Bull gives you wings......but only if they sponsor you  |
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12-05-2007, 05:34 PM
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#11 (permalink)
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Member
Joined: May 2007
From: kc mo
I Ride: 02 ZX-6R and 07 ZX10R-SE
Posts: 74
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mommy!?!?!
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12-06-2007, 12:25 AM
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Newbie
Joined: Nov 2007
From: UK
I Ride: zx7r, rs250, nc30
Posts: 22
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2012 olympics new sport - motorcycle long jump
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 NUTTY AS SQUIRREL SHIT 
KNEE SLIDERS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND MUST BE DESTROYED
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12-06-2007, 07:07 AM
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#13 (permalink)
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Member
Joined: Jul 2007
From: MA
Posts: 42
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"look a bird"
"no its a plane"
"no...thats my dad forgetting how to turn again..."
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12-06-2007, 07:09 AM
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#14 (permalink)
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Member
Joined: Jul 2007
From: MA
Posts: 42
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now look closely kids...mankinds early attempts at flight
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12-06-2007, 08:09 AM
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Newbie
Joined: Nov 2007
From: UK
I Ride: zx7r, rs250, nc30
Posts: 22
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look at me no hands weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh shit
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NUTTY AS SQUIRREL SHIT
KNEE SLIDERS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND MUST BE DESTROYED
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12-06-2007, 10:40 AM
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#16 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Oct 2006
From: The OC
I Ride: ZX10R
Posts: 366
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Who's hungry for some dirt?!?!?!?!
I AM!!!
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12-21-2007, 10:37 AM
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#17 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2006
From: Ocean Springs, MS
I Ride: 2005 ZX6R in "makes her panties wet" red
Posts: 372
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"Hope I remembered to put clean underwear on this morning"
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 Ever seen a motorcycle parked outside a shrinks office????
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01-01-2008, 12:31 AM
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#18 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Joined: Dec 2007
From: queensland australia
I Ride: green 07 kawasaki zx10r
Posts: 436
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"my fsatest park up and dismount ever!" or " i knew i shouldnt have installed that hair trigger on the ejection seat!"
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