Which reminds me. Pulling out of the gas station yesterday morning there was this giant June Bug on the ground. I didn't kill him, b/c I didn't know if he's good or bad. He must have measured 2 inches long. I say he, but it could have been a she. :dunno That was one giant insect.

 

Jus great. we have another pest. :lol
and a big beetle juice too.

 

Wow, we have June bugs but they're only about 1/2'' and they're all one color, like a burnt orange and shiny. Hard as a rock though, and hurt like one at 80 mph.


Oh, did you know that if you squeeze an orange peel next to an open flame (cigarette lighter), the fluid that mists out of it is flammable?

I have to send you more of that spicy relish.
If you mix it with miracle whip and put it on a sandwich.....mmmmmmmmm!

 

oops.
that was the jar I was s'posed to send you......

mmmmmmmmmmm....

 

They got Weber's mustard in a squeeze bottle now.

 

WTF kinda meat do chinese take-out places use in the pan fried dumplings?

Know what, nevermind. I don't wanna know, They're friggin awesome, whatever it is.

 

I'm afraid of sharks.

 

Soldering paste does NOT taste good...........at ALL!

 

Nutritionists are now saying corndog casserole is good for you, eggs are bad again.

 

And drink milk!
Is it "good" for you? :dunno
But theres a fuckin TON of it. $$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

 

Do you mind?
I'm trying to talk to myself.

 

I feel so alone.

 

Never mind the milk, I took my daughters to the store the other day, and we ended up buying a box of band-aids. They had a Hello Kitty design on them. They also had the band-aid info in Braille on the side of the box. My question is why would a blind person even care that his or her band-aids have a design on them? Or what does Hello Kitty mean to Stevie Wonder? Hmmmmmm.

DW

 

Mmmm, octane. I'm thirsty.

 

How come women that are prone to have triplets don't have 3 boobs? :headscratch

 

Because the Victoria's Secret models would look all lopsided.....

DW

 

.....and the bumper stickers that said "Save the ta-ta-tas" wouldn't sound right either. You'd be stuttering.

DW

 

It just tells me that no woman is meant to ever have more than 2 children at once. Otherwise they'd all have 6-12 tits, like most other mammals.

 

Sooo...are you saying that mothers with one child should have one big boob ???

 

It's usually their husband.

DW

 

My girlfriend's got a big boo. AND two tits to go with it.

DW

 

Maybe they could have the usual "2" boobs,.....but with 2-4 utters on each. Just so the option is there in the event of a 3,4,5 ,6 or even 8 child birth.
I dunno, just seems like someone didn't really think it through.

 

Sorry. Gland.

 

This is 'udderly' off-topic. Maybe we ought to nipple this in the bud before it gets the breast of us.

DW

 

Like this, but real.

 

Of course it makes the bike faster,.... it says "booster" right on the bottle, duh!

 

I couldn't find any animation vids depicting pre-detonation.