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Originally Posted by madmax2295
my girl friend gets mad at me when i talk to my ninja
she says i spend too much time washing and waxing my ninja( 1 hour, twice a week). I said i can do the same to her also
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I bought my girlfriend a pair of clear high heel shoes. Whenever she complains about anything, I look at her feet and ask why she isn't wearing the clear high heel shoes? "I don't see you wearing those clear high heels. I don't know if I can do that if you're not wearing the clear high heels".
If she puts them on, I immediately do/fix whatever she was complaining about without question, not even one word.
She is now fully trained to walk around my house in clear high heels all the time...cooking, doing lanudry, or just hanging out, she is always wearing clear high heel stripper shoes, just in case she asks or wants something.
But now that she is trained to wear the stripper shoes, when she asks me to do something I say "Are you wearing clothes? Hmm, don't know if I can do that if you're wearing clothes..."
She gets the message, and she drops her clothes.
